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QotD: Shaken not stirred

Jul 21, 2006
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What's your favorite drink or cocktail? What's in it?
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Coffee.

Why I hate Anthony "Tony" Stark (Iron Man)

Jul 20, 2006
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1. That goofy fucking mustache.

What the Hell happened?

Jul 13, 2006
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In this video Danzig seems like the likeable dork I always thought he'd be. I wonder at what point he started believing his own hype and became a grunting Wolverine clone?

Meet the Misfits

Videos that creeped me out as a kid

Jul 13, 2006
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Number: 001
Band: Trio
Song: Anna
Creep Reason: I can't figure out now why this video creeped me out. Maybe it was the German thing.

TRIO - Anna

Eating sushi like Tony Sopranos

Jul 13, 2006
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God, I've been eating so much sushi the past few weeks. I can't stop eating the crunchy shirmp rolls. I've been hitting my three sushi spots and ordering the same thing at each one. There have been days that I've woken up with a soy sauce hangover (eyes puffy with a headache from too much sodium).

I've got to slow down.

Happy Birthday, Ottobot!

Jul 12, 2006
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Otto

Brush with Celebrity

Jul 5, 2006
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Once, after particularly bad business trip in Oklahoma City, I shared a flight with the Kronos Quartet. While sitting at the gate I kept thinking that I knew this guy with crazy hair and glasses sitting across from me. I'm sure you could tell that neither one of us wanted to be stuck in OK at 8 AM but there we were. After a bit two other guys joined him and they talked softly about how many books they had crammed into their tiny apartments. The whole time I kept thinking how familiar the guy looked. Once we got on the plane he was sitting right behind me (in coach) and I kept giving him the eyeball. After I put my laptop in the overhead I broke down and asked him why he looked so familiar. He replied, "Do you like music?" Duh! Who doesn't like music? He then told me he was in the Kronos Quartet and his name was David Harrington. For some reason I felt stupid because I had a couple Kronos Quartet albums on my iPod (which I didn't tell him). I shook his hand and he then told me nobody ever recognizes him. I didn't bother him anymore and I was unable to listen to any of their music the entire flight.

When I returned to the office nobody seemed to care.

Fisheye Peephole Test

Jul 1, 2006
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Closer

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McDonald's Inferno - Circle 3

Jul 1, 2006
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Mcdonalds

Most Saturday morings Tina makes waffles and we hang with Otto and enjoy our morninig. Since they're out of town, and I'm on my own, I decided to go to McDonald's and get some hotcakes as a poor substitute. I had the alarm set for 7:30 but didn't get out of bed until 9:00 and this didn't leave me much time to get over to the "nice" McDonald's so I had to rush over to the "nasty" one.

I got my food and sat down next to some guys in MS13 (I assume they were in the gang cause two of them had MS13 tats on their necks). All was well until another family sat down next to us. It was a mother and her two sons. One of the kids was about seventeen and the other one was around four years old. Right after they sat down the younger kids started screaming for a toy he got with his meal. I felt bad for him becasue he couldn't talk as well as Otto and you could tell he was a couple years older than him. The crying and screaming didn't phase anyone but the kid's mother and she was getting pissy. After a few minutes she told the kid he had to go eat in the car as she started to gather up his food. This threat stopped the kid from crying for a few minutes but got rolling again when he dropped his fork. At this point the mother smacked the kid right in the mouth. Hard. This made both the MS13 guys and me drop our forks. WTF? I teared up and left.

Maybe the MS13 guys stabbed the Mom after I left. That's what I get for going to McDonald's.